This Just In: Homeland Security Watches Baseball

Maybe you heard about it, maybe you didn't. In California, a State Senator claimed that the Department of Homeland Security was monitoring political demonstrations; one in particular that he was involved with. Though they denied it, the California Department of Homeland Security released it's activity reports for the last few months...and what do you know, not only were largescale political rallies listed on the report but sporting events, amusement parks, church picnics and various other gatherings. Why might these guys get a memo about such events? Come to find out when large groups of people gather despite of the reason they become more of a risk for a terrorist attack. Who'd have thunk that? Apparently not Senator Joe Dunn (D), he still thinks they were following him around.