June 3, 2006

This Just In...

Officially no longer funny:

1. "Can you hear me now?"
2. "I've fallen and I can't get up"
3. "Here's your sign."
4. Jay Leno
5. Garfield
6. Most daily comics.

What else? Put it in the comments.

5 comments:

  1. and anything with the punchline "brokeback mountain"

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  2. and NOT anything with the punchline "that's what she said"

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  3. please add 'git er done!!!'

    *hurl*

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  4. Jokes about the England Team when in England. That will just get you hurt.

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  5. I wish we could add.."your mom" jokes. But dam they still crack me up! e

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